Answer the Call!
A Horror Dildo to Die For!
He’s back on the line… and this time, he’s not calling to chat. Monster Cocks proudly presents The Screamer — a haunting new addition to our growing lineup of handmade horrors.
Crafted from high-quality platinum silicone and sculpted by hand in our wicked little workshop, The Screamer is more than just a creepy-cool collector’s piece. Sure, it looks like a display-worthy nightmare straight out of your favorite late-’90s slasher flick, but don’t be fooled — this novelty is fully functional and body-safe for penetration.
With a shadowy, flowing form that rises like a cloaked stalker from the floorboards, and a bloodless face twisted in theatrical terror, this sculpt captures everything we love about the genre: camp, craftsmanship, and killer curves. It’s sleek, it’s spooky, and it’s guaranteed to get a reaction.
The Screamer marks the second original Monster Cock to rise from the grave since our 2025 resurrection — a year already soaked in silicone and screams. And like all of our monstrosities, each one is made-to-order and finished by hand — no factory ghosts here, just old-school monster-making magic.
Whether you’re a horror junkie, a fearless freak, or just someone who likes a little murder with their masturbation — this is one call you’ll want to answer.