Horror Unleashed!
A Slasher Inspired Dildo
It’s finally here—our first new horror dildo release since 2017, and it’s big, brutal, and built to go all night. Inspired by the most relentless, hulking slasher to ever swing his weapon, this platinum silicone monster is stacked with gory details: waterlogged, swollen balls, a battle-ravaged shaft that’s been through hell, and an unmistakable hockey mask that just dares you to misbehave.
This thing isn’t just a collector’s piece—it’s ready for action. Whether you want to ride it hard or put it on display, this slasher is here to bury itself deep in your heart (or somewhere lower).
And if you think this is the only surprise we’ve got coming—think again. More monstrous toys are creeping your way this year, each one dirtier than the last.
So, grab yours before someone else gets their hands (or holes) on it first. Because we all know what happens to the ones who come last.